Starship/AVPS Parody: Sista Taz
Taz sat in a chair in the female recruits' quarters, watching the new recruits. All of them looked like airheads, the dumbest idiotas she had ever seen. Taz smiled to herself as she ran through her plan to scare the mierda out of them. But it was all very necessary to toughen them up if they wanted to be good Rangers.
"Ahem." Taz cleared her throat, and the recruits stopped what they were doing, glancing over curiously at the small Mexican. Rising to her feet, Taz walked over to the girls, looking them over, holding her gun close.
"Now chicas," Taz spoke, "I know dat jou all are new to dis Starship Ranger pr